Paul-Henry Dallaire

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Paul-Henry Dallaire
Title: There's a Rat toot toot in the casket
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Mrs. Sigmund was a grand old Lady she died in her sleep one night So we laid her out in her best attire and in the parlor dimmed the lights When the next morning all hell broke loose when little John went about his rounds Something had paid Mrs. Sigmund a call and a corpse without a nose he found Chorus: There's a Rat toot toot in the casket how he got there no one knows He must live downstairs in the basement and thru the building where he roams Up 'N down the funeral walls where the dead are to repose He's pest that Rat we gotta kill him cause he ate Mrs. Sigmund's nose Verses: Now my job as a Trade Embalmer is to do your very best so I restored Mrs. Sigmund's nose in this room of holiness Then with a two by four he hit it and I believe it took three whacks he had made his home in the casket that's how we killed that dirty Rat Now the moral of this story is to know that when you die funeral homes charge way too much and it's cheaper just to fry And now Mrs. Sigmund lookin like the Queen of the ball a free funeral and Pallbearers in style with a hearse new nose and all Composed: Words & Music by: Paul Henry Dallaire Paul Henry Pub. SOCAN.CA U.S.Rep: ASCAP